the brits invaded my house, and they're burning it down , they stole all my guns and they broke all my pottery , I am hiding in the covard hoping that they don't find me , my parents are dead, they were killed by the redcoats

And they're breaking everything, and they're drinking tons of tea, and they're filling my house with gunpowder , and they're lighting a fuse boom!boom! boom! boom! booom! booom! booom! My whole house is exploding-- I'm dying on the floor, at least i don't have to pay taxes anymore