"The husband used to come home late every night, and the first thing he would do was enjoy himself. One night, the power went out, and as soon as he came home, the first thing he did was enjoy himself with me."

"The husband enjoyed himself a lot all night, and the wife also enjoyed it a lot. In the morning, when she looked, she saw that instead of her husband, her son was sleeping next to her. She then checked her phone and saw a WhatsApp message from her husband saying, 'Sorry sweetheart, there's a party at the boss's house tonight, so I'll stay there. You sleep alone tonight.'"